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Big Things Often Come in Small Packages....This (Petite) Pre-War 1 Bedroom has all 4 C's...Clarity,Cut,Color and Carat.

CLARITY - Upon arrival you will fall in love from the grander of the entrance door to the well manicured courtyard then looking up at the Beaux-Arts style architecture....Oh la la  

CUT - As you are walking up to the 6th floor.. you will admire the the grandiose stair well. Your thighs and abs will be extremely CUT. Your jeans will look nice as they accentuate your ... With each level you climb, your blood and nerve endings heighten with the excitement of your PENTHOUSE. Just as in France, the higher floor means the higher status;(La Creme de la Creme) A Cut Above the Rest and the air is great up there.

COLOR -  Opening that door and seeing the sun bounce off the facets of your diamond will keep a grin on your face. The sunshine belts into song,"HELLO FROM THE OTHERSIDE...." , but blue skies from the casement windows of the  sing," I NO LONGER HIDE...". The 10 ft ceilings soar, your have arrived so it is ok to ROARRRR. The color palate of the kitchen is a cobalt blue, bold and full size; beautifully appealing to the eyes. Mandarin orange best describes the livingroom/diningroom combo; this segment has explosive flavor yet is bite size. (as one can fit a sectional and bistro seating). The windowed spa-style bath is WHITE and bright, like the snow on the sunny winter day or the refraction of the moon on the snow at night. The hue of the bedroom - GOLD, as the triple hung floor to ceiling casement window is the cats meow and the focal point of the room never getting old. Fit for a QUEEN,(size bed) to adorn your Royal Highness in 1000 thread counts, silks and Turkish tapestry. You have dethroned Beyonce and are the New Queen Bee.

CARAT - Location Location Location...Surpassing Elizabeth Taylor's 33 carat gift, as you now longer have to yearn and HOPE for your diamond. It is real here in front of you, neither a mirage nor blurred lines aka dope.  The maintenance includes the following: heat, water, gas and electricity. Pets, pied-a-terres, gifting, investors(UNLIMITED SUBLET) washer and dryers and corporations are permitted; however bad attitudes are not (smile). The building features a friendly live-in super, bike room, laundry and additional storage. Located only a stone throw away from the future 2nd Ave Subway (Opening Dec 2016), John Jay park, pool, crosstown bus,10 minute walk to the subway and access to FDRyou truly can have it all. PENTHOUSE LEVEL  Call today for an appointment and get Rosetta stone to practice your accent grave (l'accent aigu) har har har (SMILE)